Looking for friendship, good conversation & we'll see after that

I'm seeking a man who is controlling and manipulative. I prefer self-absorbed, heavy drinker, someone who will never tell me the truth and who physically abuses me on a regular basis. I like a man who wants me to support him both emotionally and financially and has no expectations of caring for me in the near future. If this does NOT describe you in any way shape or form, then let's talk. I DON'T GET IT! Why are men intimidated by successful, confident women? I have a wonderful job that I love. I take great pride in my work. I own my own home and provide well for my family. I want to make a difference in life. I enjoy plays, musical theatre and movies. I am looking for someone who can challenge my mind, can make me laugh and isn't afraid of romance. I have a great life that would be even better with someone special to hang out with. I'm a very loving, caring person who likes to cuddle. I am down-to-earth, intelligent and a true sweetheart with a sense of humor. Looking For: Life is too short! Friendly, positive people attract my attention. I am looking for my best friend who can make me laugh. I am not seeking a man I can live with; I am seeking the man I can't live without.... I am not looking for a long distance relationship, they just don't work for me. I am looking for my soulmate not a playmate. Thanks for reading!