I am smart, honest, loyal, hilarious, witty, down to earth, drama free gal. I do not play or like games. I have two dogs. Laughing is my favorite thing to do ever. I'm 5'4", 400lbs. I'm the awesomest girl you'll ever meet. I like tallish, tattooed, kinda off guys. Not too weird, but a little weird, like me. Someone employed with a license. A smart guy, sense of humor is a must. A grown up guy. I don't want to bail anyone out of jail. I ya who do you? hollythekat I'm very rarely in a bad mood, I usually wake up singing. Sometimes in the literal sense. I'm super close to my family, particularly my dad. I'm super easy to get along with. If you wanna know more, don't be afraid to ask.