Normal human female here, hi there. Let's start out with a question shall we? What kind of bear is best? You mights say that is a ridiculous question. I would say, FALSE. Black bear. You could say that it's debatable, that there are basically two schools of thought. I would interrupt you and give you a fact: bears eat beets. Bears beats Battle Star Galactica. You would counter with, "bears do not beat - wait what's going on? What are you doing?!" Then we'd have a conversation about identity theft and you would go cry to Michael Scott about the unfairness of my awesomeness.