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Female
Never Married
Olympia, Washington
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In their own words

I am not gross! I swear!

Normal human female here, hi there. Let's start out with a question shall we? What kind of bear is best? You mights say that is a ridiculous question. I would say, FALSE. Black bear. You could say that it's debatable, that there are basically two schools of thought. I would interrupt you and give you a fact: bears eat beets. Bears beats Battle Star Galactica. You would counter with, "bears do not beat - wait what's going on? What are you doing?!" Then we'd have a conversation about identity theft and you would go cry to Michael Scott about the unfairness of my awesomeness.

Appearance
Best Feature
Eyes
Hair
Blonde
Eyes
Green
Physique
Full-Figured
Height
5'  8"   (173 cm)
Family Roots
American
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
Yes
Religion
Other
Education
Bachelor's Degree
Occupation
Sales Representative / Retail / Wholesale
Income
Student
Exercise
Occasionally
Politics
Liberal
What languages do you speak?
English, French
Favorite Music
Alternative, Classic Rock, Dance / Electronica / House, Rock & Roll
Favorites
Favorite Actors
Richard Armitage, John Cusack, John Corbett, Bill Nighy, David Tennant, Jason Segel, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Rupert Everett
Favorite Actresses
Billie Piper, Toni Collette, Keira Knightley, Emily Blunt, Julia Roberts, Dawn French, Holly Hunter, Sandra Bullock
Favorite Artists
Degas
Favorite Authors
Monica Furlong, Karen Marie Moning, Lauren K. Hamilton
Favorite Bands
Darren Hayes, Chromeo, The Killers, Ace of Base, David Bowie, The Hoosiers, Kenny Logins, Mika
Favorite Books
Juiper; Wisechild; Forever Amber; Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging
Favorite Cities
San Francisco, New York, Olympia, Cannon Beach OR, Ridgecrest CA, Bremerton, Leavenworth
Favorite Colors
Green, Blue, Pink
Favorite Drinks
Sex on the Beach
Favorite Magazines
Glamour
Favorite Comedies
Wild Target, Death at a Funeral, 3 Idiots, St. Trinians, Anchorman, Mean Girls, Eurotrip, Horrible Bosses
Favorite Dramas
Forest Gump, Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, Ladyhawke
Favorite Horror Movies
Psycho
Favorite Action Movies
Bruce Willis
Favorite Quote From A Movie
She does not get eaten by the eels at this time
Favorite Restaurants
Great Cuisine of India, Los Cabos
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Jona Vark - Gypsy and the Cat
Favorite Sports
Swimming and Cricket
Favorite TV Comedies
Arrested Development, Whose Line?, Boy Meets World, Misfits, How I Met Your Mother, Coupling, Faulty Towers, The Vicar of Dibley
Favorite TV Dramas
Breaking Bad, Friday Night Lights, BSG, Stargate SG1, Doctor Who, Fringe, Spooks
Favorite Foods
Indian, Mexican, Italian
Favorite Styles Of Music
Dance and Classic Rock
Interests
Acting
I yell at characters on TV and tell them what/how they should have acted. But when I'm required on camera I completely freeze.
Animals
I have a dog who I would protect againts all foes. I'd save him from a house fire first.
Art
It can be very pretty - the extent of my analysis
Astrology
Fun to ponder
Barbecues
I think of that Edward Scissorhands scene
Bars
Woo!
Camping
I really don't do it as much as I'd like
Cars
I have a black one
Children
Really good with them, unless they're being assholes.
Community Service
I participate in a lot of my works' charity walks. Showing support is the least anyone can do.
Cooking
Love to cook and bake. 90% of my stumble upon button takes me to odd recipe sites.
Dancing
Is seriously the best thing ever. Alone, in the car, downtown, at work, at the grocery store. I've no shame.
Dating
Stressfully necessary
Drawing
Pictionary!
Electronics
I can set up the wires behind the TV
Exercise
When the mood strikes and I go the gym, I'm extremely competitve with myself.
Football
I know that when that one guy does that thing with the ball it's time to cheer. Thanks Friday Night Lights!
Gambling
Don't see the appeal really
Gardening
I kill green things
Guns
I would like to try my hand, but don't tell my mother.
Internet
Life filler
Math
Lol
Reading
I have a very special relationship to books that I have tried in the past to describe but can't seem to find the words to convey
Religion
A discussion I'd need to be snowed in to have
Rugs
All of my rugs are made of nails and screws
School
Finished!
Sky Diving
Nope
Soccer
P.E. flashbacks. PTSD for sure
Stock Market
Ferris Bueller
Television
My weakness
Theater
Couldn't live without it
Traveling
I love the airport and flying, I love being in a strange city and figuring out how to get around and where to go
Video Games
Ever heard of Atari?
Writing
Technically I majored in it, so technically I'd say I'm good at it.
Personality
Adventurousness Somewhat Daring
Affectionateness Very Doting
Trustingness Somewhat Skeptical
Confidence Average
Independence Somewhat Independent
Mood Average
Romance Somewhat Romantic
Sociability Somewhat Introverted
Thought Process Somewhat Analytical
Tolerance Very Compliant
Lifestyle
Dress Average
Energy Average
Go Party Sometimes
Religion Not a Part At All
Neatness Not Too Neat
Punctuality Often Late
Spending Very Thrifty
Work Ethic Driven
Insights
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
I have the perfect answer. A shape shifter. Why choose flying when as a shape shifter you could turn into a bird?
What do your friends like about you most?
My loyalty, once you're mine (friend or otherwise) I will always have time for you and defend your honor.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
My many odd quirks, the dumb shit that comes out of my mouth, my inability to be on time for work.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Communication, attraction, trust
What's the best age to get married?
When you've gone through shit and know yourself completely, that's when. Or of course if one of you is terminally sick, then go for it you crazy love birds!
What turns you off?
Cruelty, hatred of dogs or Michael Jackson music, vanity, selfishness, lying, V necks that are way too deep, hipsters (skinny jeans are okay though) those damned thick glasses that you don't actually need.
What turns you on?
If you're good with kids, if you love your family, if you use sarcasm to communicate with other humans, facial hair, high cheekbones
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
I would love to be supporting myself through craft whether it be writing or using my hands in some form. I would love to be in a serious relationship and genuinely happy
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