Join Now for Free!
63
Male
Never Married
Los Angeles, California
Are you interested?
In their own words

Does Anyone Really Care?

What can I say here to get your attention? That I'm smart, witty, fun, dependable, honest, loyal, romantic and have a great sense of humor? That's all true but you'll have to contact me to find out the rest! Looking For: You'll be like me and want to meet me as badly as I want to meet you. If you really care, you'll take the plunge. If you aren't willing to take the chance then you couldn't be the right one. At least, I hope not.

Appearance
Best Feature
I'll tell you later
Hair
Brown
Eyes
Hazel
Physique
Average
Height
6'  2"   (188 cm)
Family Roots
American
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
Yes
Religion
Other
Education
Master's Degree
Occupation
Government / Civil Service / Public Policy
Income
I'll tell you later
Exercise
Regularly
Politics
Middle Of The Road
What languages do you speak?
English
Favorite Music
Classic Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Rock & Roll
Favorites
Favorite Actors
Al Pacino
Favorite Actresses
Jennifer Connelly
Favorite Artists
Triumph-The Insult Comic Dog
Favorite Athletes
Lance Armstrong
Favorite Authors
Camille Paglia
Favorite Bands
Rolling Stones (or rubber)
Favorite Hangouts
What's that on my shoulder-oh, it's the floor.
Favorite Books
The one I'm reading at the moment
Favorite Cities
London
Favorite Clothing Stores
Victoria's Secret-I look great in all
Favorite Colors
You mean there's more than one?
Favorite Country
Narnia
Favorite Drinks
Only if you're paying
Favorite Fashion Designers
Judy Tenuda
Favorite Fast Foods
Tommy's
Favorite Magazines
Leprosy Quarterly
Favorite Comedies
Producers
Favorite Dramas
2001
Favorite Horror Movies
Farenheit 911
Favorite Action Movies
For Whom The Bell Tolls
Favorite News Anchor
Kent Brockman
Favorite Night Clubs
My Louisville Slugger by the door
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
Too easy
Favorite Plays
Enemy of the People
Favorite Politicians
FDR-I'm related to him
Favorite Sports Teams
Mean Machine
Favorite Quote From A Movie
Was One a good year?
Favorite Restaurants
Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Favorite Songs At The Moment
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
Favorite Sports
See Place to be Kissed
Favorite Stocks
Enron-they're so funny
Favorite TV Comedies
Simpsons
Favorite TV Dramas
The Sheild
Favorite TV News Sources
There is none anymore
Favorite Foods
bar code
Favorite Styles Of Music
Vulcan
Interests
Acting
Been there-too narcisstic
Animals
love 'em-take that any way you please
Antiques
only in museums
Art
Don't know him
Astrology
Please-grow up
Astronomy
Fun but bad for your neck
Barbecues
As long as it's not an animal I know
Bars
Only if it has alcohol
Basketball
yes
Biology
well, I am made up of it
Board Games
am very good
Business Finance
if I must
Camping
Occasionally
Card Games
like
Cars
Their music is so 80's
Children
was one
Circus
live one
Comedy
am one
Community Service
see Religion answer
Cooking
Thank God (me) for the microwave
Dancing
if someone's shooting at my feet, I like
Dating
a means to an end
Dogs and Cats
have had many of both
Drawing
just chalk outlines
Electronics
all my appliances seem to have it
Exercise
Isn't this one?
Food
I need it to live
Football
see above
Gambling
Isn't everything?
Gardening
Only to bury pesky neighbors
Guns
see above
Internet
Here we are
Live Concerts
I hate the dead ones
Math
Too many radicals and squares
Medicine
I've taken it
Movies
see animals
Opera
only with the Marx Brothers
Painting
one room, two coats, two hours
Pets
I'm a pet to my cat
Philosophy
None of this really exists anyway
Photography
Put down that camera-I'll take it off!
Politics
VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!!!
Psychology
Are you crazy?
Radio
That's the one without the pictures?
Reading
Well, you got this far
Religion
Haven't you figured that out by now?
Rugs
Don't wear or need one
Running
Only out of Liquor stores
School
Many, Many Years
Shopping
Have done it
Singing
Have threatened to do it
Sky Diving
Did it but fell up
Snowboarding
cut 'em in half and ski
Soccer
yeah, right
Stock Market
Like you care what I think about this
Technology
Who cares
Television
I'm on all the time though
Tennis
I hate all that racket-oh like you thought of it
Theater
For unemplyed actors who are good
Traveling
YES!!!!
Video Games
When I was young
Walking
Will you carry me? Well.......
Writing
Only when I'm done
Personality
Adventurousness Somewhat Daring
Affectionateness Somewhat Doting
Trustingness Very Skeptical
Confidence Average
Independence Somewhat Independent
Mood Average
Romance Average
Sociability Average
Thought Process Average
Tolerance Average
Lifestyle
Dress Somewhat Casual
Energy Average
Go Party Sometimes
Neatness Average
Punctuality Often Early
Spending Average
Work Ethic Average
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
To be with the one I love-it doesn't matter where. O.K., not in Iraq.
How many kids would you like to have?
Three-one of each.
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
That extra eye I have on my forehead-I'd get another one right next to it so I would really be four-eyed.
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
You mean I don't and I haven't? Then how do you explain paper clips?
What do your friends tease you about the most?
My superpowers-they always want me to fly up and clean out there gutters.
What gets on your nerves?
People with two eyes-think they're so superior!
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Commitment-and I have the papers to prove it!
What turns you off?
When aliens land, come off their spaceship and want to probe you.
What turns you on?
When aliens land, come off their spaceship and want to probe you.
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
Still here, filling out this unending questionnaire but a little moldier.
Join Now for Free!