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70
Male
Widowed
Springfield, Massachusetts
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In their own words

Never marry a woman for her chest!

A Leviathan looking for his tugboat...Someone actually described me as a Leviathan one day...at last look, I in no way resemble a battleship or a cruise liner, but I AM bigger than a scow, and am probably more than a little dinghy. I am a kind and attentive man who seeks a real BBW partner for various adventures; not necessarily of a nautical variety. She should be tall as a fore mast, broad of beam and with a spinnaker that will make people sit up and take notice! Please note that I am very tall, and, as cute as all you 5' women may be, I do NOT carry a ladder with me: please bring your own, or find a way to improvise.. LOL

Appearance
Best Feature
Eyes
Hair
Bald / Shaved
Eyes
Hazel
Physique
Heavyset
Height
6'  5"   (196 cm)
Family Roots
American
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
Yes
Wants Kids
Maybe
Religion
Christian
Education
Bachelor's Degree
Occupation
Sales Representative / Retail / Wholesale
Income
$60,000 - $75,000
Exercise
Occasionally
Politics
Conservative
What languages do you speak?
English
Favorite Music
Acoustic, Classical
Favorites
Favorite Actors
Tom Hanks
Favorite Actresses
Anna Nicole Smith (only kidding)
Favorite Artists
Jackson Pollock
Favorite Athletes
Terry Fox
Favorite Authors
Garrison Keillor
Favorite Bands
of Gold
Favorite Hangouts
of Gold
Favorite Books
of Proverbs
Favorite Cities
of Angels
Favorite Clothing Stores
Rodney Dangerfield's Tall and Fat
Favorite Colors
of Money
Favorite Country
of Origin
Favorite Drinks
yes, thank you
Favorite Fashion Designers
Raymond Burr
Favorite Fast Foods
all of them
Favorite Magazines
Popular Obfuscation
Favorite Comedies
anything with Robert Di Niro
Favorite Dramas
anything with Tim Allen
Favorite Horror Movies
anything with Rosanne Barr
Favorite Action Movies
Night of the Blind Date
Favorite News Anchor
Bill Murray
Favorite Night Clubs
one with pointed spikes
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
(censored)
Favorite Plays
always with myself
Favorite Politicians
Margaret Thatcher
Favorite Sports Teams
Boston Red Sox
Favorite Quote From A Movie
There's no crying in baseball
Favorite Restaurants
The Frog and Peach
Favorite Songs At The Moment
The one in my head
Favorite Sports
recliner racing
Favorite Stocks
VSOP
Favorite TV Comedies
The Red Green Show
Favorite TV Dramas
Two and a Half Men
Favorite TV News Sources
The Daily Show
Favorite Foods
Lebanese
Favorite Styles Of Music
Klezmer
Interests
Acting
a fool
Animals
not into bestiality
Antiques
only cars
Art
has no arms or legs and hangs on a wall
Camping
never liked sleeping on the ground: how about you? (instead)
Cars
large, powerful and obnoxious
Children
great with butter and syrup
Comedy
Red Green, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard
Electronics
I want my HDTV!
Exercise
all of my options
Food
better than starving
Gambling
I have better things to do with my money
Politics
sexual or otherwise?
Radio
NPR mostly
Reading
biographies and novels
Rugs
Persian
Running
for my life
School
Daze
Sky Diving
more like plummeting
Snowboarding
I'm bored already
Soccer
never touched the woman!
Television
anything in HDTV and DD 5.1
Personality
Adventurousness Somewhat Daring
Affectionateness Very Doting
Trustingness Somewhat Skeptical
Confidence Average
Independence Somewhat Independent
Mood Somewhat Chill
Romance Somewhat Romantic
Sociability Very Extroverted
Thought Process Somewhat Analytical
Tolerance Compliant
Lifestyle
Dress Somewhat Formal
Energy Average
Go Party Never
Religion Average
Neatness Somewhat Neat
Punctuality Always On Time
Spending Average
Work Ethic Driven
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
Saturday: a project around the house, go out to dinner and home for a movie Sunday: Coffee, Church, Sunday Brunch and the New York Times
How many kids would you like to have?
I have 2 already, and I'm pretty old and creaky after those two
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
Hmmm: well I can't grow more hair, so I suppose losing a few pounds wouldn't hurt
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
I would do away with ignorance!
What do your friends tease you about the most?
my baldness and my sense of humor (oh well)
What gets on your nerves?
slow drivers, slow, stupid and ignorant people: I don't suffer fools gladly
What turns you off?
Tattoos, rudeness, slovenly behavior
What turns you on?
intelligence, humor, decisiveness and a really voluptuous woman!
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
taking a dirt nap
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