(Offline) geoffers

Male, 58 years old | Divorced
United Kingdom

(Offline) geoffers

Male, 58 years old | Divorced
United Kingdom

Waiting to treat you!
Just a cuddly fungi - a good listener, and communicator, compassionate, witty, open minded, who's anything but boring - but not too wild to introduce to your Grandma either!
Looking For: If you are someone who's a good listener/talker, with patients, compassion, and understanding. Someone who doesn’t take life TOO seriously. Who loves to laugh, can sit on the beach at night, in the rain, and likes the music up loud…

I’ve got a lot of love to give – I’ve been hurt, so I know how it feels – Let me adore you – spoil you – show you how special you are – share your experiences, and you mine – be there for you when you need someone – tell you the things you need to hear – no lies - share the laughter – communicate – hold you when you cry – kiss your tears away – cook you salad – rub your feet – wash you in the bathtub in candlelight – tell you “I LOVE YOU”… TDUDP (and mean it!).

I’m a one woman man through, and through; more loyal than your above average labrador! And I give an awesome oily body massage too! It doesn’t matter where in the world you live. Besides, I live in one of the most magically historical parts of England – come visit!

I may not be the best can of peaches in the pantry – but I mean what I say, and say what I mean! Now, go get your can opener ;o)

Life is so short! Love me, or hate me… what’s lost finding out!

The glass is half full!
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His Details

What languages do you speak?
English
Race
White / Caucasian
Physique
A few extra pounds
Height
5'  6"   (168 cm)
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
Yes
Wants Kids
No
Education
Some College
Occupation
Entertainment / Media / Dramatic Arts
Income
I'll tell you later
Exercise
Regularly
Politics
I'll tell you later
Best Feature
Lips
Hair
Black
Eyes
Green
Favorite Music
Blues, Modern Rock'n'Roll, Hard Rock / Metal, New Age, Acoustic
Insights

Insights

Describe the perfect evening.
Good food by the sea, moonlight followed by a fire lit chat into the wee hours. A kiss and a cuddle.
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
Nothing (liar!)
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
Give everyone free chocolate.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
Tease?
What gets on your nerves?
Closed minds.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
(mutual) Love and honesty.
What turns you off?
Cold hands.
What turns you on?
Kisses and attention. Fingers lightly stroked along my spine. And... Can I say that here??!!!
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
1820 days wiser.
Favorites

Favorites

Favorite Actors
Morgan Freeman
Favorite Actresses
Susan Sarandon
Favorite Authors
Stephen King
Favorite Bands
Mike & the Mechanics
Favorite Country
U.S.A. (Oregan)
Favorite Drinks
Strawberry Milkshake
Favorite Fast Foods
KFC
Favorite Comedies
Airplane etc
Favorite Dramas
The Shawshank Redemption; The Green Mile
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
Lips, kneck, lips, lips, lips!!!
Favorite Plays
I will, if you will!
Favorite Politicians
Would you want me to lie to you?
Favorite Restaurants
TGI Fridays/Red Lobster
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For
Favorite TV Comedies
Bottom, Fawlty Towers, Married With Children.
Favorite TV Dramas
The Sopranos; Lost; Heroes; The Lost Room.
Favorite Foods
Indian/Chinese
Favorite Styles Of Music
Most
Interests

Interests

Acting
Only when I wanted to be sent home from school.
Animals
Walk my dog.
Antiques
Who are you calling old??!!
Art
Wouldn't know the Monalisa from an Etch-a-sketch drawing!
Astrology
Aries.
Astronomy
Followed all the Apollo missions.
Barbecues
Great fun
Bars
Only occasionally
Basketball
White men can't jump!
Biology
I like nurses!
Board Games
Had fun with this one!
Business Finance
No genius with either.
Camping
Used to love it.
Card Games
Not really my bag.
Cars
Wish I had a faster one!
Children
Been there, done that! Want my T-shirts?
Circus
Not since my kids were small.
Comedy
Much laughter helps the world go round
Community Service
Here in the UK that's for criminals!
Cooking
I try.
Dancing
See Electronics...
Dating
I'm here! Pick me! Me! Me!
Dogs and Cats
Hate cats!
Drawing
Can't draw for tofee!
Electronics
Fzzzz... Bang... Whoops!
Exercise
Only in the bedroom! (what a typical male answer!)
Food
As varied as possible
Football
Only during the World Cup
Gambling
Not my bag
Gardening
My dad would be ashamed of me!
Guns
Would love a collection. But couldn't kill anything (or anyone)
Internet
Often!
Live Concerts
Promised to take my daughter.
Math
Not my strong suit.
Medicine
Took mine today. You?
Movies
Love 'em!
Opera
Don't get it!
Painting
Can't do it!
Pets
Have a dog called Budleigh
Philosophy
Love a good discussion.
Photography
Looking forward to buying a digital camera (my treat for Christmas).
Politics
Love a good discussion.
Psychology
Love a good discussion.
Radio
Used to live for it!
Reading
Enjoy it.
Religion
For discussion.
Rugs
Don't like the friction burns!
Running
Only when being chased!
School
Hated it!
Shopping
Would you believe me if I said I liked doing it? I do!
Singing
In the shower!
Sky Diving
Packed my sandwiches... forgot my parachute!
Snowboarding
You're kiddin', right?
Soccer
Too ashamed of the British football hooligans.
Stock Market
Do you inderstand it?
Technology
My bag!
Television
Enjoy it, but not addicted.
Tennis
Elbow?
Theater
Like it. But don't go often. Did dinner theatre once, and loved it!
Traveling
Best thing in the world!
Video Games
Sometimes (it's the kid in me).
Walking
When they've stopped chasing!
Writing
Well, I filled all this in!!!
Personality

Personality

Adventurousness
Somewhat Daring

Affectionateness
Somewhat Doting

Trustingness
Somewhat Skeptical

Confidence
Average

Independence
Somewhat Independent

Mood
Somewhat Chill

Romance
Somewhat Romantic

Sociability
Average

Thought Process
Somewhat Analytical

Tolerance
Average

Lifestyle

Lifestyle

Dress
Somewhat Casual

Energy
Somewhat Low

Go Party
Never

Neatness
Not Too Neat

Punctuality
Often Late

Spending
Average

Work Ethic
Laid Back

 
 

His Details

What languages do you speak?
English
Race
White / Caucasian
Physique
A few extra pounds
Height
5'  6"   (168 cm)
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
Yes
Wants Kids
No
Education
Some College
Occupation
Entertainment / Media / Dramatic Arts
Income
I'll tell you later
Exercise
Regularly
Politics
I'll tell you later
Best Feature
Lips
Hair
Black
Eyes
Green
Favorite Music
Blues, Modern Rock'n'Roll, Hard Rock / Metal, New Age, Acoustic
 
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